You wake up in a jail cell with the AAY...

[lakelurk]

Ooh, ooh, are you a toy too?
Baaaw...never mind. You kind of look like one, anyway.

Can you do me a favor and twist this thing a couple of times?
-points to key in back-

[puddinmuffin]

Damn, I guess I got you too wound up.

(God that was an awful pun)

[Captain Disassociative]

I saw you murder.
ಠ_ಠ

[Dark Metz]

You said you were having car problems...you forgot the little info about the car problem being the person you had run over getting caught in your under carriage. It was just so awesome being thrown against the hood of the cop car and practically stripped search because I was covered in blood...next time call AAA.

[Flis]

are you a ghost?
(am i also dead?)

[Beautreux]

I've never felt less in danger in jail.

[Morbid Delusions]

Ooh~ Buona sera~
-inches slowly closer-
How are you?
-inches even closer-

[xxx_Stabarella_xxx]

xxxB u m p xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



That. Was. Fun.
-proceeds to recount the tale of the gore fest from the previous night-

[A Drunk Animal]

Oh, hello there.
So.
... what're you in for?
... oh.
Uh. I'm not sexy for that stu- oh god, what're you doing with that whip.
Well, at least that's not bad as a triden- NONONONO

[Ash Dunn]

Are you drunk, again?

[Captain Disassociative]

Teach me some chemistry.
8D

[adves]

Oh dear. Were we flying over enemy waters again?
We really should update our maps for next time...

[Ash Dunn]

Stop stabbing me, okay?!

[lakelurk]

A magic spellbook!? Can I see that?!

-grabs from Ash before she can protest-

Prisonificus implodium!

-One of the walls of the prison explodes, triggering an alarm-

...Whoops.

[Visher Leonidas Wulfgar]

A.. Royal member? Really, I get the classy the cell? Alright!