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*stares at her and everything around her*
Gah ... you have 5 mins to finish up.
Not finish by then ... I'm throwing you out.


Bah!


Gah ...
*goes downstairs, gets a bucket, fill it up with cold water, throw some ice in it,
goes back to bathroom, throws water at her and then the bucket*

GTFO!

ferchitocontri's avatar

Muscular Sex Symbol

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  • Team Jacob 100
  • Battle: Defender 100
... grin ...
that unexpected ... are an incubus or someone trying to get something from me ..
no matter .. even if you want to kill me ... let's play .. my precious .. nine minutes ... no more ... much more .. in our ... sky ...

V .... sigh ... woman ... I have horns ... I am a demon ... and that bottle ... sigh ... you never work with werewolves ...
Montemorencye 's avatar

Dapper Regular

Oh.
Well I wasn't aware that your kind showered.
I guess I assumed that you...cleaned like a cat or dog, with your tongue.
I mean. You are rather feral-looking.
...Is that a bottle of Flea-and-Tick...?
Hey, is anyone in here? I'm sorry, but I don't have my gla- hello emotion_kirakira
Juujika's avatar

Tricky Cultist

......
*closes door without word*

v ...... crying that hurt....
Eunica Chambers's avatar

Fashionable Inquisitor

"...I was just curious to see if that was a wig or not," she said. "When you are done, you're getting a haircut. Hair that long looks stupid on men."
GoIdfinch's avatar

Ruthless Conversationalist

Whoops! Didn't mean to... er... spy on your privates, captain.

^^ And don't listen to her, I think the long hair is sexy heart
ferchitocontri's avatar

Muscular Sex Symbol

12,350 Points
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  • Team Jacob 100
  • Battle: Defender 100
sigh ...
three things:
first: the towels and shampoo are in the cabinet below ...
second ... do not finish the hot water
three ... How is it that you came into my house?
I expect a good explanation ... and no ... I will not go out of my bathroom
Payonai's avatar

Justice Senshi

Uhm.. s-sorry ferchi!
I was just wondering if you were actually going to train me in the ways of battle.. but..
I'll ask again later.. sweatdrop
-closes the door-
Stays still in shock. Then think Payonai has a rather cute face. Then start waving my arms and fall on the water in the room and lay still; scared to move an inch. heart
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Beloved Warlord

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I knew it! It was paint all along!
*dodges bar of soap being thrown at him*
ilafatyu's avatar

Codebreaking Inquisitor

...Well, that's it. I'm doomed. Before I'm executed, may I just say that you have a mighty fine mustache. Facial hair. Err. Just kill me now.
Liber Chronicarum's avatar

Kawaii Carnivore

'Excuse me sir ,I heard someone singing a very interesting folk song and was very curious to learn it . Would you want a towel ? I ll put it on the chair ,ok ? After that ,could you explain to me what you re doing in my humble mansion? '
Countess Kinoko's avatar

Partying Cultist

Wow, you make sweet music even when you're in the shower. Don't you think you'll ruin the strings on that cello though? No? Whatever. I just want to continue to listen to you play. Whaa? It's not like I can see anything. That Cello covers you up nicely...

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