You reach into the AAY's pocket and you find...

[Saffrons_Curse]

Stolen sugar packets/ creamers like from a restaurant.

[Payonai]

"Dice.. Some pocket-lint..- Ah! A wallet too!"
The delinquent tries to slip the items out without getting noticed.

[Fractured_Unity]

someone else's (Saff's) wallet.

[Zachravel]

A pocketknife and a note, probably a hit list.

*reads*
Ah, it's a love note to his crush. How cute ~

[dear thief]

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A silver hip flask full of very, very expensive brandy.
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[Navean]

A music player

[-I- S E E L E -I-]

It's a...OH s**t IT'S A SINGULARITY BOMB!

[Okami Tenrou]

Some empty spraypaint cans, and what looks to be bear mace. Better hope he doesn't confuse the two.

[Pure T0rture]

"a bottle of florescent eye drops. no wonder your eyes are so damned pretty! "

[Msieur Lapin]

Hm. A small flask of what appears to be... just water.

"It's not just water! It's water from the Spring of Vaucluse!"

[Navean]

A scroll with a wax seal on it. The seal appears to be that of the Royal house.

[Old Rezi]

...I'm not really sure what I'm holding, but I'm filled with a sudden sense of heavy guilt and dread. I think I'm just going to put it back where I found it.

[ShadowToxic]

A small reel of thread, finely embroidered in gold.

[I Iron Man I]

plan B (morning after pill)

[penny royle]

a lighter , a pocket knife , and some gum