You find the AAY naked in your house...

[Flawlessly Broken]

...Here are some clothes, please keep them, now leave.

v What if it's not a dream?

[Sapphire-Skellington]

If this is a dream, I will kill anyone that wakes me up.
I'd be an extremely happy person.

[Beautiful Envy]

This is my house, not Payonai's! You got the wrong place!

[Sir_Brella]

I don't-......uh. Can I help you miss? gonk

[Guns-and-Goats]

"I uh...oh wow. Mrrrfft. Are you for me?" redface

[Skadi Sundermount]

"Oh, you really are fuzzy everywhere...May I pet your tummy?" cat_4laugh

[Anise Laires]

Don't worry. I an't gonna spank your hams.

[Lazarus Project]

"Eh, she's a mermaid. No big deal. But I wonder how she can survive this long outside of the ocean."

[I H4ve Quit]

gonk
K-Kim Jong-il?? L-leader of North Korea?
*turns around*
I see nothing, I know nothing, I was not here... You have no witnesses.

[Visher Leonidas Wulfgar]

Walks by doorway to see Northwood standing there. "..." Turns back and keeps on walking through the hall.

[Umpenscrump]

*Slowly begins taking off gloves* There is nowhere to hide. ninja

[Zerberius]

"...are you kidding me?..."

[********]

[Nottoolatetothink]

"Oh, I am kinda curious in seeing how you look like without all that armour."

[HeartfulSin]

.... -rubbing his arm- You have a very well oiled body. -happy rape face-

[Flavien Z]

"Perhaps you should wear this for a while."

"...Uh, yeah."
-steps back-