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How many times have you been married?

Never 0.64927091327705 64.9% [ 6768 ]
Once 0.079144282425173 7.9% [ 825 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there..... 0.27158480429777 27.2% [ 2831 ]
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The Magical Yuri Toaster 's avatar

Shameless Streaker

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She feel in love with a rich guy and wanted to marry into royalty so she dumped my poor butt. emo
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Enduring Champion

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she said I wasn't very interesting

....we were only married for 10hours rofl

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Fashionable Shade

We tried a second time.
It worked for awhile.
A long while, actually.
But my vibrancy and her monochrome palate really clashed.
Even after looking past it for years it still didn't work a second time.
It was saddening, actually.
She was really nice.
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Desirable Player

"She wouldn't stop stepping on me. I've had enough broken bones already, I don't need more! I know I'm tiny but please do watch your step!"
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Hallowed Conquest

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"She constantly nags me to put on pants while in public. It's not my fault that us dragons have hidden genitalia and feel little need for clothing below the waist."

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