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How many times have you been married?

Never 0.64934939759036 64.9% [ 6737 ]
Once 0.079036144578313 7.9% [ 820 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there..... 0.27161445783133 27.2% [ 2818 ]
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Ruthless Phantom

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Divergent lifestyles.
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Lavish Ladykiller

I could not stand all the sparklyness.
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Sparkly Fairy

She was always going around spouting something about America. I just didn't understand.
Her eyes were too distracting from my daily life... I would have died if we didn't split...
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Popular Hero

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Her secrets had an emotional toll
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Shy Swapper

Her duty being a hero kept her in danger and away from me all the time. Couldn't sleep or eat when she left out of constant worry. ;-;
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Ruthless Trader

She wasn't meant for a life like mine~ Better to end it now when her feet are on solid ground, rather then 1000 leagues onto the open sea.
"Partly it was for that creepy smile. And also he kept threatening me for extra pocket money so he could go... shopping I think. Either way it was either sign the divorce papers or slip one of my feathers into his drink, and I don't want to be a widower yet. I think it's a bit of a turn off."
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Shameless Man-Lover

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Justice Senshi

.. He's been telling me he was an alien from Saturn this whole time.
I had to have some time alone to think once he was revealed to be a human with painted green skin.
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Swashbuckling Man-Lover

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We were from different worlds.
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Loyal Key

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-- -- --"We like spilling blood differently. They use their sharks; I use my --- that's not important. Point is, we have different ways of doing things and couldn't deal with each others methods."-- -- --

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Invisible Vampire

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At first we thought it was a young adult novel, turned rated R, dream come true! A demon and a vampire finally coming together, but alas it was all a false fantasy! Our methods of killing and preserving of human flesh and blood had left our underground home explode into ruin. And the competition between us had gone so out of control that we were chased out by a mob in 1801! We did love once, but it was not enough to keep us together.
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Tipsy Trainer

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I caught her feeding on the family dog....well, I can't really complain.
That was actually a blessing in disguise. Chihuahuas are a next level evil and that was just a cover. A facade.
In actuality, I left her for our springy man servant, Jake.

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