you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.8%	[ 6397 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.2%	[ 2679 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9865 ]

[Sidereus Nuncius]

^^I was too scared to have sex with him sweatdrop

^Was interested in astrology garbage, I couldn't stand that

[H8AM]

I was too scared to have sex with her.
Don't those things have teeth????

[Clueit]

He insisted I see his ex and, well, look at her teeth.
.//twitch/
I'm still a little uneasy about those now...

[DanniBoo]

He was incessantly freaking out about some chick's teeth... I had no clue what was going on. But, I stayed through the blackouts, the night terrors, and the nightly teeth check he insisted on. I love him, so it was a small sacrifice.
The final straw for me was when some crackpot shrink told him to face his fear by putting teeth everywhere in our house... He made a toilet seat out of shark teeth... SHARK TEETH! *shudders*

[Gwion Vaughn]

I'm silent as death. She wasn't

[Evanescently]

Her little companion always got in the way when we wanted to make love... I could not stand the feeling of those little eyes watching me.