You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7118 ]
Once	8.4%	[ 919 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	26.9%	[ 2965 ]
Total Votes:			[ 11002 ]

[Symbolism of number One]

We couldn't agree about the species we'd allow in the ecosystem of the territory we'd jointly rule.

[Queen_Grimma]

She's always naked and wears nothing but some dry leaves to cover her bits. At first I thought it was cute, but I can't go out in public with her looking like that. Do you know how many times people have called the police?? And for some reason the only friends she has are ducks.

[chase20]

We were just too different, they just want to have fun all the time and get around on a bike.

[Otherworldie]

Chase wanted me to be with them underwater all the time, but i had to go out and explore more than was comfortable for her ... we parted as friends however u.u

[Payonai]

Otherworldie caught me sneaking one too many mushroom pizzas into the home. Eventually enough was enough and we split up over it.

[Clueit]

He would serenade everyone, constantly. I could handle all the flirting if he actually come home to me more often than not.
But no, he was always out doing his thing and picking people up. Should have told him it upset me but it was easier to just file for divorce and let him be on his way.

[.babygirl.jynx.]

He was always talking about his cats, and would wander the wooded areas of the PNW saying he was looking for owls. Last time I saw him, he was up in a tree dressed as a bird and police officers were trying to lure him out of the tree with birdseed.

[Miles Milheim]

The threats of grievous bodily harm described in horrifying detail made me too anxious.

[.babygirl.jynx.]

Miles Milheim

The threats of grievous bodily harm described in horrifying detail made me too anxious.

I mean, that tracks.

[Payonai]

^^
He was far too excited about receiving love notes from other suitors. Feeling flattered is understandable - but physically charging up energy and sparking with a blaze of joy was too much. Valentine's Day was the breaking point and we called it off.

[Clueit]

He was too much of a thrill seeker for me.
You'd think we would have figured that out before getting married
but everything changed when he got the the motorcycle.

[kefkadragon]

He was a decent enough guy, but he kept drumming on the bald parts of my head and insisting I put flowers in my hair. Then there were the arguments over shirts, my work schedule, many other things. The last straw was one of his cats using my mustache as a string toy whenever I had fallen asleep on the couch. She pulled hard on it with her teeth and nearly tore my lip. He used the same tone in scolding her that he does when giving her belly rubs, so I knew I wasn't being valued like I should be. At this point I'd much rather deal with removing bacon grease and pork blood from my clothes than cat hair.

V Osdrik chuckles and strokes his mohawk. "My food is just so delicious you can't resist eating more than one portion. I serve you just one nutritionally balanced plate. Then when I'm cleaning up you sneak more in. Don't think I didn't notice your finger streaks on the inside of my saucepan."

[Tenshi Yuyuki]

"May I remind the public, that is is our SECOND divorce." Tenshi shook her head as she stared daggers at the dwarf. "I don't even know WHY I fell for it again?! He said he will make sure to feed me healthier ingredients but I swear the guy is really just fattening me up JUST TO EAT ME.. I don't think dwarves eat people, but what I won't tolerate is being called CHUBBY by the likes of him!" Tenshi screeched as she got ready, once again, to pounce on Osdrik.