you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.8%	[ 6397 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.2%	[ 2679 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9865 ]

[Anarchic Hysteria]

^^I kept waking up with these strange stiched up cuts all over me. O_o

Swooshed D:

^ I tried to steal her pearls... and got caught. sweatdrop

[Atomic_Kitten10]

^^ He made me even MORE afraid of the dentist
^ She tried to rip my heart out to sacrifice it to the Gods >.<

[A Wristcutters Love Story]

I thought she was a he.
I was wrong.

[Elunefire]

Those wings alway knocked my vases off the shelfs.

[iPwnz]

iPwnz the Reincarnated Pirate Cleric
HP: 120 / 120
MP: 230 / 230

He was always with that other guy and not me.

Current Party Members:
None~

[Anarchic Hysteria]

Her sunglasses kept poking me it the eye every time we hugged. >_O

[Ichiban the Leader]

I was always sneezing thanks to that tail of hers.

[A Wristcutters Love Story]

^^^Beastality is wrong.
^^ She took my heart away and put it on a plaque.
^ I'll tell you now; It wasn't a butter knife on her back.

[Anarchic Hysteria]

Her stabbity feet poked holes in the bed. D:

[SwordsmanChris]

[I'm not a bad person...]♠

She stole my heart in the middle of the night; to this day, she still has it in the palm of her hand...

♠[...I just have bad luck.]

[Ichiban the Leader]

^^She thought rapiers were better than swords.
^He always wanted to look at my teeth.

[Anarchic Hysteria]

She thought that a rapier wasn't a sword.

[AnimeMadchen110101100]

Hey, you want to know what? I agreed until death do us part. Death has most certainly parted us.

[Frozen Wonderland]

When she decided to turn my beautiful green house into a barn, that was the last straw.

[Not As Irish As I Pretend]

She was a lofty queen. I, a lowley pawn. The distance was just too great.