you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.8%	[ 6397 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.2%	[ 2679 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9865 ]

[xxreexx]

she cheated on me....when she went to the moon....without me emo

[KamiKaze1337]

two words. too. emo.

[Atomic_Kitten10]

He kept poking me with that spear when we were in bed trying to get intimate D:

[Digital People]

Her monkey kept following us into bed. =w=

[Vienmier Margaux]

Monkey? Well 'll have you know, m'am, that your friend there is most obnoxious! Really, he proposes that he try me out first before her. You cannot begin how scarring it is just to hear that.

[Neomi]

Look at him, do i really have to say why?!?!?

[Faptastic Username]

She didnt like the fact that there were pointy things every where in the room when we were in bed ;w;

[winterraven89]

he wasn't mature enough for me. ;-;

[Aquastar_1]

She was way to much into nose bleeds.

[Xiandrian]

人間　。。

had a nightmare D8 where she would 1 day eat me
Dx

悪魔　。。

[NinjaJesus117]

they always had dreams of wemon eating them....

[Amelys]

Everything around him was just so trashy. I eventually got tired of the mess the fights created.

[Xiandrian]

人間　。。

she's a angelic beotch
D8 no way that could happen
tried to have a talk with her.. but god's pet came along and trashed me D8

悪魔　。。

[twitching skittles]

he always wore those slippers everywhere, and they track more dirt onto carpet then sneakers do...