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How many times have you been married?

Never 0.64922722472881 64.9% [ 6763 ]
Once 0.079197465681098 7.9% [ 825 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there..... 0.27157530959009 27.2% [ 2829 ]
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Jaydoggy's avatar

Eloquent Friend

she loved the sno yeti more than me
Well, let's just say that there is a reason why we both have eyepatches. sweatdrop Big fight over who's better xp
she hogged the sheets
We look too much alike. People kept mistaking us for sisters, and after a while, it became kinda weird to be married to your "sister" gonk
i drank too much and became abusive, i'm sorry baby crying
Vince Online's avatar

Hilarious Werewolf

She cut down on the sex...

I need mah lovin's, woman!


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Brius's avatar

Wheezing Codger

8,400 Points
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His tail kinda freaks me out. eek He didn't tell me about it until the honeymoon.
...He wanted to use the sword...
With her bizarre obession with cats, she would not pay attention to me unless I acted like one.
retrouvailles's avatar

Dapper Dabbler

He kept eating with the pitchfork, and it was a pain to fit into the dishwasher.

(and I get half the stuff. 3nodding )
Jaydoggy's avatar

Eloquent Friend

Took her three hours to do her hair
He shed everywhere!!
He slept with a squirrel and made sounds
She walked over the streets like that
His bouncy antennaes attacked me any time we got close :3

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