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Never 0.64845413076533 64.8% [ 6397 ]
Once 0.079979726305119 8.0% [ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there..... 0.27156614292955 27.2% [ 2679 ]
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The relationship always got a bit tense when I invited Franz over and she brought out her axe to supposedly polish for the fiftieth time that day in return.
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It turned out I wasn't gay rofl
they made the "over 9000" refrence too much. damn dragon ball z!
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DORKz SAYS:




We're always having Mushrooms.
It's bad enough to eat them, but to smell like 'em?
D;







I found out that she and Franz formed a Cool Club but never invited me. Talk about hurt feelings. emo
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She was constantly talking about and to this "Franz" person. He's not real, and I didn't have the heart to tell her. So I left.
Will you be eating that cake?


She didn't believe that Franz was real!
he is...I swear he is.

...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.
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She ate our babies.
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She didn't seem interested in dressing decently when we went out in public... which I think explained why she kept getting sweetheart teddies as 'anonymous gifts'... stare

[...or I will come back to haunt you.]


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She killed Prof. Snape.
she was a bit to "out going" for me
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they kept making me carry their gargoyle for them...I got sick of being a "beast of burden"
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In der Wintersonnenwende
Wird ein Funke in mir wahr


She kept going out late at night, wouldn't get back until morning and then slept all day. And when I started finding more corpses than usual in the basement...

Und aus diesem Funken
Entsteht ein ganzes Jahr
Our political beliefs were too different.
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he was too old fashioned
it was ok at first, but it just got to be annoying

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