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wasnt man enough for me.
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Whenever I visit her at work, there's always this shady guy behind her.. >_<
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The sword terrified me, And she was always swinging it around.
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Because the night before we were trying some new stuff in bed.
First I $%$%$#$ then @#$# followed by ^&$#* @#$$%) and i threw in a mango for kicks. 3nodding Then I ^%*& ()*() &*(^&* &^^$%# @#$@ *(&*). This wouldn't have been possible without a firm understanding of physics, scuba gear, a choclate eclair, and an old bicycle tire. All that was fine but when I told her to wear some sexy lingerie she got pissed and said "she wasn't that kind of girl scream " |
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He tended to over-explain thing. Our wedding vows were three hours long.
And then on the honeymoon I found out that he was a guy. gonk |
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 He had something against marrying a guy....which made me question why he said I do itfp...that and he wouldn't let me remove his mask... |
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EVerytime he'd fly to work, he's bust through the ceiling.
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Always came home covered in blood.
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The shadowy guy would always watch us in intimate moments.
sweatdrop I wasn't feelin' it. |
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She tries to say it was because of all my experiments getting screwed up but really it was because she took up smoking.
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I had the feeling that she was always spying me with that lots of eyes....it was creepy
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I had a feeling that he was breaking our "contract" and "making music" with someone else. |
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one day she came home saying proudly to everyone who would listen how she licked a scruffy guy who licked her back eek |
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she had very strange and disturbing ideas about what was going on in my life sweatdrop
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Oh mai. He came home one day to have a little person on his back, so I said "Why is a little person on your back?" And then he left. |
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