you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.8%	[ 6397 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.2%	[ 2679 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9865 ]

[Vampire Salvatore]

wasnt man enough for me.

[Kaellis]

Whenever I visit her at work, there's always this shady guy behind her.. >_<

[Syrai_Vitani]

The sword terrified me, And she was always swinging it around.

[Coventine]

Because the night before we were trying some new stuff in bed.

First I $%$%$#$ then @#$# followed by ^&$#* @#$$%) and i threw in a mango for kicks. 3nodding

Then I ^%*& ()*() &*(^&* &^^$%# @#$@ *(&*).

This wouldn't have been possible without a firm understanding of physics, scuba gear, a choclate eclair, and an old bicycle tire.

All that was fine but when I told her to wear some sexy lingerie she got pissed and said "she wasn't that kind of girl scream "

[Corwyth]

He tended to over-explain thing. Our wedding vows were three hours long.
And then on the honeymoon I found out that he was a guy. gonk

[Nevulti]

He had something against marrying a guy....which made me question why he said I do itfp...that and he wouldn't let me remove his mask...

Ulti-Land

[Aquastar_1]

EVerytime he'd fly to work, he's bust through the ceiling.

[Vampire Salvatore]

Always came home covered in blood.

[Azmedius_Blaueregen]

The shadowy guy would always watch us in intimate moments.
sweatdrop
I wasn't feelin' it.

[.Charred.Frog.Legs.]

She tries to say it was because of all my experiments getting screwed up but really it was because she took up smoking.

[x-Seelenschmerz-x]

I had the feeling that she was always spying me with that lots of eyes....it was creepy

[angel_cry]

I had a feeling that he was breaking our "contract" and "making music" with someone else.

[Archiduquesa Akako]

one day she came home saying proudly to everyone who would listen
how she licked a scruffy guy who licked her back
eek

[KnightsoftheSilver]

she had very strange and disturbing ideas about what was going on in my life sweatdrop

[A Wristcutters Love Story]

Oh mai.

He came home one day to have a little person on his back, so I said

"Why is a little person on your back?"

And then he left.