you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.8%	[ 6397 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.2%	[ 2679 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9865 ]

[sodapopshop]

I couldn't look into her eyes without seeing red.

[Jaydoggy]

her beak kept pecking me

[Airashii_Enjuku]

wore his eyepatch everywhere even when he doesn't need it

[Parari~Flight~]

She insisted on having tanning equipment installed everywhere in the house.

[Brius]

We both sobered up. Whatever happens in Vagas Stays in Vagas. ninja

[pretty with a [pistol`]]

He kept waking up in the middle of the night and trying to kill me. D:<

[PeachyKeenTastic]

She loved the panda more than she loved me. I couldn't deal with it.

[Gottendamerung]

Her Kiki and my Coco went into a fight!

[No Poetic Device]

he now has to pay child support for the five kids i had with him.. well, while i was married to him but in fact they were the pool boys and i told him my hispanic jean was just very dominant<3

[Conventina]

The Ponytail Parade

he now has to pay child support for the five kids i had with him.. well, while i was married to him but in fact they were the pool boys and i told him my hispanic jean was just very dominant<3

We divorced because she was ******** the pool boy and now i pay her child support for our "supposed" five kids gonk

[kikoyos_tears14]

heart She was supposingly just visiting my pruple-haired father in the rest home but when she had a child that had purple hair and we couldn't have children I knew she was doing more than just serving him his daily medicine. heart

~[there.are.three.kinds.of.people.in.this.world]~
~[those.who.can.count.]~
~[and.those.who.can't.count.]~

[Santa`s Little Hooker]

I wanted her fox ears more than her...

[chibi sugerkoOkies]

that hair got in the way of everything
I'm made of candy

[theegirlnexdoor]

I thought she was a man.

[b o u n c y m a n g o]

she never told me she was half bear...