you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.8%	[ 6397 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.2%	[ 2679 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9865 ]

[Parari~Flight~]

Her sunglasses kept scratching my face when we made out.

[Gottendamerung]

^^She changed her style!

^ Her flower is prettyer then mine!

[Hiniku]

he chose golf over me

[Parari~Flight~]

She never shared her chocolates with me. It made me crazy!

[darkmb101]

Spent more time reading than with me

[Parari~Flight~]

His cigarette set my books on fire.

[darkmb101]

Well, if you didnt have so many books, we wouldn't have his problem; would we?

[The.Evil.Mermaid.Sal]

Because kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. gonk

[Violent Orgasm!]

Because she kept bringing her pimp friends over. gonk

[Airashii_Enjuku]

I woke up and found out she was a girl

[turnipz]

cause my mom found out we were in a gay marriage and spanked me till we divorced.
sweatdrop

[Airashii_Enjuku]

Yeah, because of that sweatdrop

[Crazyhammah]

She ate all of mah cookahs~!! gonk



Female again~!! 8D <33


Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday,
One birthday ev'ry year.
But there are 364 unbirthdays~!! 8D


<33 The Dancing Shinobi <33

[Airashii_Enjuku]

she kept sleeping with the sleeping with the sword in the bed

[.Utterly.Fantabulous.]

Showed too much skin in public!
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