you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.8%	[ 6397 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.2%	[ 2679 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9865 ]

[o iSkit o]

v__v She just couldn't keep her hands off my smiley face stickers. You know after that line is crossed it's all over.

[Gottendamerung]

She star whipping me again and again! I just had to run away!

[Jaydoggy]

see those flowers? Didn't get em for me

[bang_elektrikk]

.he would never tell me what happened to his eye......trust babe, we needed trust.

[Final Act]

Was found in bed with my best friend Erin.
We divorced because she didnt invite me

[The.Evil.Mermaid.Sal]

He wouldn't take his mask off while we were making love.
mad

[Final Act]

She kept screaming harry potter's name while makeing love

[Envos]

I told the dude to quit with his wizardy and magic tricks, but he said, "Just a minute! One final act!" He cast a spell, and accidentally turned me into a robot. Who'd love a robot, and who'd love a wand-happy guy?

It was aaaaall over.

[Bellgrape]

One day he told me that turtle soup was one of his favorite foods and then looked at me in a very stange way gonk crying

[Vexxed]

She just wouldn't come out of her shell.

[[.Jelly.]]

She wouldn't keep her ciggarete out.

[bang_elektrikk]

I cant even remeber how many times I had to tell her that she wasnt Tinker Bell.

[Jaydoggy]

Her tail mocked mine.

[bang_elektrikk]

The town wasnt big enough for two fox-tailed beauties.....so he tried to cut mine off.

[PeachyKeenTastic]

I couldn't stand you never taking that mask off.