You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[afifreak937[DF]]

she injured my kitty with her sword on purpose gonk crying

[Bee Prince]

She said "if you don't start to behave i'll take you to the zoo" gonk

[afifreak937[DF]]

told him that i loves monkeys but i don't want to be stuck with a monkey in bed for the rest of my life..because i don't roll that way

[Ouro]

She claimed I didnt love mother earth.

[Axenblade]

^^I said "Baby, it's me or the cats."

I don't wanna kiss that in the morning gonk

^ I said I wasn't keen on the hat.

She freakin' loves that hat.

[Priest of Odd]

He turned out to be a serial-killer. I turned him in to the police myself.

[Axenblade]

He turned me into the police when I told him I was a serial killer.

He said we had to open up to each other more crying

[ShoushanRainChild]

Terrible kisser.

[afifreak937[DF]]

to vein

[Jaydoggy]

she wouldn't stop talking about her cat

[Keytar Panda]

He hid a camera in his empty eye socket.

[z0mg kristi]

I found out she was a girl.

[Bee Prince]

she just wanted to smoke

[[.ChibiElenoa.]]

because he was actually a homosexual TT-TT

[Daisy Spade]

I realized I wasn't a lesbian