you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.8%	[ 6397 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.2%	[ 2679 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9865 ]

[Queen of the Nobodies]

He turned out to be gay.

[--rock et ships]

She wouldn't make me a sammich

[Trennicus]

She ate all of the sandwiches I was saving.

[Queen of the Nobodies]

^^ She refused to wear shoes, causing us to never go anywhere.
^ She was so caught up in her books, her own little world, she never payed enough attention to me.

[~Flamboyance101~]

She accused me of being gay... the politically correct term is 'homosexual,' honey... -finger snap-

[Queen of the Nobodies]

We just couldn't see eye to eye on anything. rofl

[--rock et ships]

[ - Edit - ]She was a butterfly. I was allergic to thos things

[~Flamboyance101~]

She wears furs... animals are friends, not clothes! gonk razz

[--rock et ships]

He refused to wear a cactus suit for the sake of saving an orphan. Think of the orphans!

[Trennicus]

She thought too much of the orphans and not enough of me.

[--rock et ships]

She was ignoring me because I was ignoring her. Actually, i don't know why it couldn't have worked out for us.

[--rock et ships]

My body rejected me. sad Daw...

[AriesEarth]

Her ears kept tickling my nose

[Alchemical]

Her sex toys intimidated me. How can I compete with THAT? gonk

[AriesEarth]

Alchemical

Her sex toys intimidated me. How can I compete with THAT? gonk

Roffles! rofl
She was too monochrome