You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[Trennicus]

He knew I was saving up for butterfly wings and goes and takes them away from me.

[~Flamboyance101~]

We got into an argument about pirates and ninjas.

[Trennicus]

He got me talking about him again.

[Keytar Panda]

She kept reading when I wanted hot lovin'. biggrin

[~Flamboyance101~]

Her Kiki and my Coco didn't get along too well.

[[-Gutter Glitter-]]

gonk He wouldn't let me drink his blood, and then he was all angsty in bed for like TWO MONTHS.

D: And then I found out him makin' out with a picture of Dev. sad

[~Flamboyance101~]

[-Gutter Glitter-]

gonk He wouldn't let me drink his blood, and then he was all angsty in bed for like TWO MONTHS.

D: And then I found out him makin' out with a picture of Dev. sad

It's not what it looks like!!! gonk

^Too much Glitter, not enough Gutter... if you know what I mean...
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No, I don't know what I mean either.

[HopefulProse]

He kept flirting with other men.

[Trennicus]

He took my skirt.

[Soka Kurosaki]

She kept nagging me for a mantilla.

And she wouldn't let me read her book gonk

[--rock et ships]

She made my toast cry.

[Trennicus]

She was far too foxy.

[--rock et ships]

She was a hobosexual

[Trennicus]

She got glasses and saw how I really looked in the mornings.

[~Flamboyance101~]

I found out she was actually a demon.... which would explain why breakfast would explode into flames when she merely glimpses at it.