You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[Just A Bit Witchy]

*le sigh* I should have known.
I was just too much glitter for him and he couldn't handle that. Ah, well.

He'll just have to live a sparkle-less life.

[Clueit]

She was always summoning something or someone else.
We never had any alone time.
I'm not sure she even noticed I moved out six months ago.

[piyola]

He didn't like my tendency of attracting serial killers, and I was allergic to his wings.
...Now that I think about it, I have no idea why we married in the first place.

[Payonai]

Whenever I tried to warn her about that creepy tree by our house, she just thought I was being jealous that she hung out in the yard all of the time.
Eventually it got to the point where I gave up.
If she likes that freaky tree so much she should just marry it!

[Visionary Blend]

I TOLD him to get rid of the giant a** eagle head. But NOOOOOOOOO, it's AESTHETIC, he claimed.
How repulsive.

[Flying Bagel]

In Another Life...

"She kept wanting to duel me, but she wouldn't use a bigger sword. Where's the fun in that?"

I Was Dead.

For Those Feeling Generous.

[Ichigo Arerugi]

I don't understand your Earthen marriage rituals. Clearly she conned me into it because why else would I marry one of you?

[NecHocNecIllud]

My heart belonged to someone else.

[Payonai]

"He cheated on me- and didn't even make an attempt to hide it!!"
The delinquent gestures to the gentleman beside Nec.
"I guess that was his way of telling me the marriage was over..?"

[Scissors83]

He can't breathe underwater. That and he said my family smelled bad.

[Thee Magical Yuri Toaster]

I came home to find he had had an operation to make him part orca. He never told me he had planned on doing that and I was not feeling it. sweatdrop

[Fractured_Unity]

nothing but constant fighting.
she drove me...batty.

[WickedWing]

Turned out we had different ideas when it came to traveling and meeting new people. I pictured it with less... umm... weapons...

[Payonai]

Well, it's clear she appreciated the finer things in life- not expensive things, but nice things like nature and being all romantic.
Needless to say- we were pretty much opposites in that category.

[Phoenix_Omega]

He got mad when his broom burst into flames when as he walked past me.