You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[Thee Magical Yuri Toaster]

She feel in love with a rich guy and wanted to marry into royalty so she dumped my poor butt. emo

[Ms Epic]

she said I wasn't very interesting

....we were only married for 10hours rofl

6/7

[Divine Iris]

We tried a second time.
It worked for awhile.
A long while, actually.
But my vibrancy and her monochrome palate really clashed.
Even after looking past it for years it still didn't work a second time.
It was saddening, actually.
She was really nice.

[PUMMMY]

"She wouldn't stop stepping on me. I've had enough broken bones already, I don't need more! I know I'm tiny but please do watch your step!"

[Cobalt Soul Fox]

"She constantly nags me to put on pants while in public. It's not my fault that us dragons have hidden genitalia and feel little need for clothing below the waist."

[Flying Bagel]

In Another Life...

"I woke up more than once with giant claw marks down my legs from those talons. He refused to clip them, so I refused to stay married."
Shrugs.

I Was Dead.

For Those Feeling Generous.

[An U-N Owen Factor]

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『Without despair, the word "hope" would lose its meaning.』

The long distance relationship couldn't work, and the woman refused to migrate to the Moon. Mizutama just couldn't handle having a mortal partner who lives over millions of kilometres away from her.

The Candid Compass of the Lunar Capital

Mood [Calm, curious.]
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[Divine Iris]

We made it work.
I ended up migrating to the moon, despite my reservations.
But the culture was just so different from what I was used to, that I just wanted to go home.
Apparently that wasn't an option.
It was either no relationship or I stayed on the moon and made it work.
You can probably guess which was chosen.
...yup, I divorced him and returned to Earth, where the culture that made sense.

[Flying Bagel]

In Another Life...

"When she moved back to the earth, we hit it off after we met in a bar. However, after a whirlwind romance we discovered the only thing we had in common was an ex. Not enough to keep the relationship alive."

I Was Dead.

For Those Feeling Generous.

[Scissors83]

Well I knew she wouldn't stop aging and I didn't want to cause her pain. So I left.

[Flying Bagel]

In Another Life...

"After I explained that it would take several centuries before I would actually show any signs of aging, we decided to try it again. He wasn't too fond of me appearing out of the shadows randomly when I didn't feel like walking up the stairs. So we had to break it off again."

I Was Dead.

For Those Feeling Generous.

[Nikolai Tesla]

She found my mini-me disturbing.

[Payonai]

I found it hard to really relate with him- since we have hardly anything in common. We both agreed it'd be hard to marry if we weren't even good friends yet.

[Ms Epic]

I don't really know well yea i do....we have so much fun wreacking havoc and causing mischief but...that's all the life was, i mean we connected but I also wanted more, and he isn't ready, maybe in a few years we'll find each other again.

[Invisible Motives]

"My cooking skills started to bore her, and whenever we try to spar I keep on getting squished, which.. eh- Really doesn't help my ribs at all." Cries in the corner with burnt cakes.