You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[-FoolishBox-]

She let her bunny devour all my pies and that's when I knew it wasn't going to work out. crying

[Payonai]

I don't really believe she thinks of us as a married couple, but rather just friends. I realized that I agreed on that and so we figured we should file a divorce eventually-
It took a pretty long time because it wasn't really at the top of either of our priorities or anything, and I'm a pretty big procrastinator too-

[Ausica]

I was able to tolerate the graffiti and the occasional necessity to pay various fines he incurred. The final straw however was finding out he squeezes the toothpaste from the middle. Now that's just uncouth.

[Saelie]

"I can't tolerate someone who is against my craft. We just weren't meant to be."

[the unavailable memory of]

She was always trying to use me as a guinea pig for her potions and other weird concoctions, slipping them into my food and drink and stuff


Once she turned me into a frog and I caught the attention of the neighbour's cat... *shivers*

[Clockwork Alchemist]

He was wary of my cooking.

[Thistle Butterfly]

Part of it was always tracking blood on the floor, some of it had to do with always bringing home stray bats that we didn't have any room for, but the last straw was when I saw that body parts were being served for dinner. Cannibalism is kind of deal breaker for me.

[Payonai]

Well, she was actually the one who divorced me-
I'm pretty sure she realized very quickly a large reason I was with her was for the fancy meals and being able to live in a luxury mansion.

[Petrified Heart of Glass]

Apparently, he was a shameless gold-digger.

[EternalRibbons]

Well once it turned out she is a witch I made sure we got divorced. Haven't you heard that witches and angels don't get along.

[Gumby Ningata]

She would not leave my demonic goat alone.

[Mkvc]

She disappeared for a long time, that's all. I bet she's forgotten about me.

[Divine Iris]

We had a disagreement of color choices.

[a little hummingbird]

"Iris and I couldn't seem to agree who to side with. The humans... or the mythics. I am truly sorry to see you go." She bows.

[Okami Tenrou]

He storms out of the house roughly while still holding the steak against the left side of his face. Seems like it's going to take a while before he's finally able to fully recover from this little "accident".