You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[Flying Bagel]

In Another Life...

"Two demonssss...in one housssse...are not a good...combination..."

I Was Dead.

For Those Feeling Generous.

[ibara no ame]

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Being married to a demon attracted bad company.
Also scared all my friends away.


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[Miles Milheim]

^^She nearly poked my eyes out with those horns when we cuddled. I had enough of the stabbing wounds.
^He cared more about his company than me.

[NecHocNecIllud]

He was needy.

[Clueit]

I was getting flack for, uh, /defiling/ ancient artifacts.

[Comtesse de Tournay]

"He kept insisting I use the spindle he purchased for me."

[Slick Spiderbro]

It was a love at first sight then hate on first sight relationship

Dx I've had one too many murder attempts and she always cleaned my webs when they looked just perfect!

[Comtesse de Tournay]

"He wouldn't stop making webs everywhere! I assigned a specific room for his webs. Did he listen? No, so I had the house keeper clean them up. Mrs. Hughes playfully chased him from time to time. He did not seem to enjoy that."

[Artemesia_of_Persia]

She was a control freak.

[Earth Knight]

He's a ruthless phantom...

[Collizio]

He has no sense of adventure. He's simply content to lounge around drinking fancy drinks, and well, although I like a shot of whiskey as much as the next fella, I need a change of scenery once in a while.

Also, pink really isn't his colour, and every time I tried to mention it, he got all defensive.

[Mein Herz des Goldes]

When she started trying to bronze everything in the house, I took offense but she paid no attention to it. BUT HEAVEN FORBID I paint anything BLACK to get a point across. I changed the curtains and LO AND BEHOLD, divorce papers.

/ Well you should!! There are few things lace doesn't look good with!!

[0verride]

She kept insisting that I should start wearing lace as well.

[Payonai]

He suddenly accused me of loving the takeout he brought home more than he himself.

And er- It didn't really help our relationship when I told him he wasn't entirely wrong about that statement.

[Jayce Reinhardt]

He kept making frequent trips to takeout places more and more till eventually he stopped coming home all together.