WTF?! Why'd you sex me?!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit card!	55.5%	[ 4169 ]
XD	28.9%	[ 2170 ]
Best joke ever!	15.6%	[ 1172 ]
Total Votes:			[ 7511 ]

[Val Dorisa]

Because I wanted him that night.

[Lady True]

Because it looks like she dressed for it.

[Mr Kyoling]

I did? No, I didn't! She scares me! (I really did?)

[Yunie Yuna]

Let's just say I'm a sucker for any guy who wears pink. x3

[One-to-Tango]

How could I not?

[ArielCat]

becuase u looked better with the suit off wink

[Innuendos In Tea]

cuz it was her honeymoon

[Strawberry Underpants]

Well, at the time I figured you were just begging for it. Only later did I find out you were bending down to pick up a pencil you had dropped. Oops. -Lawsuit pending.-

[Sutcliffe]

x.X.x

Because you were so worried about the lawsuit and you were pretty. 4laugh


xD

[Yunie Yuna]

Because you're pretty!

[Pretty smexy...]

<3

[Sutcliffe]

x.X.x

Because you're pretty much way smecksier than me, and you're so cute. whee 4laugh
<3

[Yunie Yuna]

Because I think you're smecksier than me, and because... because... gosh darn! Who wouldn't smecks you? blaugh heart

[[Sinful Plastic]]

Because I wanted to steal all your clothes and that was the only I could think of to get them off you. 3nodding ninja


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Something that can't be thrown away... even if we want to throw it away.
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Isn't that what a dream really is?

[Violent Orgasm!]

Cause sins are turn on. Mreow. surprised heart