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Pnk_Panda_3 is a wonderful, diligent, hard worker. But some of her coworkers had a bit of a problem with how she dressed so her boss had to let her go.


She never spoke a word to members of the opposite sex sweatdrop
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Questionable Cat

They kept calling in "dead".....
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Rich Spirit

"She constantly directed business elsewhere because customers frequently wanted to know where she got her clothing from."
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Tricky Fatcat

"I understand the need to keep our society safe, but fighting crime IN THE SHOPS EVERYDAY is too much! True, it drew in business where everyone wanted to see the next up and close of criminal arrest, but its too much for us. If we were a restaurant, maybe, but we sell wine. Glass! Expensive wine! Everywhere! Smashed! I'm sorry but you're fired." --shopkeeper
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Star Pitcher

Conspiring to fire the CEO of the company and take over.
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Shy Gaian

Shooting fireballs at the customers.
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Took a dump in the boss's nice comfy expensive leather chair. DNA evidence confirmed his identity. eek
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Dangerous Lover

She was too much into summer. She would go around and spray customers with her water gun and it was not fun for them.
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Animal Bloodsucker

She kept swiping drinks from the bar.
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Girl-Crazy Bloodsucker

She worked in a Pottery Store. One day she went in on a bad mood and when she attempted to sculpt, she just couldn't find her inspiration and focus. So what did she do?

She vented her anger creatively by breaking and smashing every pot in the place.
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Invisible Phantom

She just freaked everybody out, customers and colleagues alike. Some reported strange things happening after being in her presence, like their body shaking.
She reaped one too many of the customer's souls.
This was before she became a pirate. One of her hidden past, perhaps.

Aularen used to be a cook's apprentice in a shady tavern, contented with filling the stomachs of scurvy pirates. One fateful day, the day she found her rat in fact, she got into an argument with a nasty looking pirate about how his mutton leg was cooked (it was not well done, as she was distracted by the rat she found scuttling in the kitchen). Agitated, she swung the femur at him, sending him flying out of the tavern. The audience cheered enthusiastically and a fight ensued, which Aularen, accidentally, won. She later found out that the pirate was the captain of a ship, the Late Delivery, and that his crew decided to abandon him and take her as their captain. She was fired for her actions, but won a ship, and a crew.

This is however, just a legend, about the captain of the Happy Delivery. Only the pirate herself knows what really happened.
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Dangerous Lover

"Because he brought a gun to work. Geez."
He was a little too enthusiastic and wound up slapping a couple of the customers.

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