Why is the AAY locked in your basement?

[Blue Eli]

Because, when the house is empty...and no one is around to judge us...or hear us... ninja ...

...we like to hit each other with chairs like the wrestlers on TV.

[Saturnidae]

Because I'm observing the reactions of a confined angel.

[Erhard Muller]

".... Obvious reasons are obvious, aren't they? Now, where are the surgical instruments?"

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"Keeping him out of trouble. Can't have him messing things up when I'm working, now can I?"

[kefkadragon]

She wanted to make friends with the creatures down there. If she gets hackasaureses to sing acapella I owe her $20

[Blue Eli]

He's got a bad case of the Head Slimes. Can't let him get out and infect the rest of the town, can I?

[Syrynx]

He promised to clear out my rat problem. I got creeped out when I heard all sorts of unearthly gurgling and screams, so I locked the door and haven't had the guts to check to see if he's still alive or not.

[Princeh Monster]

She's an intruder. What else could I do?

[Chris ex Machina]

"I accidentally shut the door... and I seem to have misplaced the key." ^^"

[Blue Eli]

The basement is just where the secret office/lab space is, and I absentmindedly locked them in during a long study period. I'll totally remember to let them out when I get home from work and hear the screaming....

[Gumby Ningata]

So we can play and play forever.

[Superhero Dax]

"Her pets wanted to chew on everything. Everything. So I locked her in the basement, there's not much to be chewed there."

[Esmurda]

I'm the hero in this story

[Syrynx]

He didn't realize that my alter ego is actually Professor Von Doom, and I can't have him ruining my plans for global dominion. swooshed

He came to my door, asking me lots of questions. I don't like questions, so I hit him with a flower pot and stuck him down there, to figure out what he knows...

[Johannes Cabal]

"He's been down there an hour or so monologuing about how he'll make sure I'll pay for my 'wicked ways and nefarious schemes,' Cabal says between pursed lips. "I would tell him the door opens inwardly, but it sounds like he's had his heart set on performing this bit. Probably practiced in front of a mirror."

"Angry woman. Sword. Why should I have to elaborate on this?"