The ULTIMATE Vending Machine - Spring Special HERE!

What's your favorite color?

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Total Votes:			[ 4 ]

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You Receive a note:
Follow your own advice.
*Inserts token*

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

A shirt made entirely of human hair.

It was made by impoverished children, so you feel like you SHOULD wear it...at least once...then burn it.

((Aww, hell..burning hair smell...)

*inserts token

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

(Oh... ma'am burnt hair smell!! Hehe!)

You Receive:
A video on improv!!!!
*Inserts token*

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

A gen-u-ine Scuba Steve action figure!

*inserts token

[Vicious Thrasher]

You receive half a bat and Ozzy Osbourne's hand.

*inserts token*

[YagisawaYuki]

You receive a rabid bunny!
Grrr!

*inserts a token.
o.o?

[TillDeathDoUsPart123]

You Receive:

A Lifetime Supply Of Hairspray.


*Inserts Token*

[The Dark Fang]

You receive a squirt of oxtail soup.
I think it might stain...

*inserts token*

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

A basket of illegal goods from various parts of the world...

And now your fingerprints are on it, sucker!

*inserts token

[The Loving Dead]

[saturnbeads]

You get a rifle. Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name.

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles: Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle heart , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song heart

Weapons: A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool heart , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other:A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex heart , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) heart , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food: A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn heart

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures: The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) heart , The Rocky Horror Picture Show heart , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe heart

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu.

Junk: A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum heart , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: ExciteBike (NES) heart , Phantom Brave (PS2)

needs more video games and weapons!

[Master of hair]

you receive...

smelly green glob

[Xueyan]

You receive... a bright neon pink bobby pin.

*inserts token*

[Maralita]

You receive...

Zwieback Toast
Tired of wating to order your food at a restaurant, bring along some Zwieback Toast. You can munch on them while you wait for your food and don't forget to share them with your fellow diners.
To be able to consume this item you must be able to:
Eat thicker, lumpier foods with larger pieces
Crawl on hands and knees (tummy up and off the floor)
Use jaw to mash food with gums
Hold small foods between thumb and first finger

*inserts token*

[bendybrendy]

You receive a large slice of four day old pizza.
Inserts token..