The AAY Wants to Rape You!

[Ambassador Ashwing]

The AAY wants you, and is determined to have you, whether you like it or not! What do you do?

[Cafe au Chocolat]

*punch him in the nuts*

"Guards! Kill this man!"

[Call Me WretchEd]

Why do royal psychopaths find me so desireable?! *hides*

[Ghoul Mistress]

*sigh* You must REALLY want to be sent back to the underworld, WretchEd.

[Skadi Sundermount]

Over you're dead body...dead-er...

[scintillations]

Iɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴠᴇ ᴏғ ɪɴᴛᴜɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪsᴅᴏᴍ I sɪᴛ, ᴀʙsᴏʀʙᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sɪʟᴇɴᴛ ᴛʀᴀɴᴄᴇ

Bird man fetish, huh?
I gotcha.

....Alright, but I only have ten minutes so let's make it snappy.

ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Pʀɪᴍᴀʟ Vᴏɪᴅ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴍʏ sᴇᴀᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴs.

[Isolated Insanity]

Hm...I shall have my minions destroy you if you persist with this nonsense.

[luze]

i'm...i'm fine with this! no need to get violent! o.o slowly! woah, i had no idea how bad craving for sweets could be. just don't bite my head off, ok?!

[Kaliningrad Oblast]

..... it's not rape if you like it. >u>~
i'd let him have me ;D

[KZN02]

*shoots him*

[Dae Mariutza]

If he wants to rape me,I will rape him instead.

[Clockwork Royal]

Ugh, groupie fangirl. >A> * rather than dirty his guitar, blasts her in the face with mace and has his bodyguards take care of her. *

[Metalius]

A joke, right? smile

[Cuckoozi]

It's not rape, if i let him.

[Tr1ck-Sh0t]

-holds up his hands- As attractive as I find foreign assassins I'm afraid I'm gonna' have to decline. -flashes his wedding band, grinning- Happily married dude...and...y'know...I kind of think it would be best to avoid getting into a fight with you over this...mostly because I'm not sure Spetznas training'd do me much good here...

Would you settle for sharing a nice bottle of wine instead?