"It's raining really hard. Driving you to the hospital now would be suicide. I know your in a lot of pain after being left for dead chained to a post so I hope aspirin or some sleeping pills does the trick."
Well, I'm not sure if my fiance and cats would be ok with you staying here for the night... But I have quite an uncomfortable couch that you can sleep on if you don't mind cat hair and an occasional cat pawing at your face in the middle of the night and meowing in your ear.
I have work in the morning but feel free to watch some movies, just keep the volume down.
And please take a shower, I don't really fancy make-up smears or whatever you have going on around your eyes on my pillows.
The beds are at the top of the tower. It is three massive levels filled with monsters based on the divine comedy. You will have to fight your way up the tower to the beds alone. Bye! -flies to top of the tower-
You're welcome to crash at our apartment, sure. That's the Deathsayer way. But the bedroom door is going to be locked up tight - and if you so much as think of bothering my girlfriend I will sit back and watch her kick your a**. And she will. Razor is...Razor is kinda' scary.