The AAY is in your bedroom! What do you do?

[Beautiful Envy]

*points her gun at him*
I've heard rumors that samurai swords can cut through bullets, but I'd rather not test that theory. What do you want?

[Vivica]

-stares at, bringing the bed's covers close as a security blanket-
....
I don't have much money..er...
cat_gonk

[Liber Chronicarum]

"A-A cat ! "
*starts freaking out and finally hops out of his rabbit hole , still running *

"I should have listened when I was told that this region was full of carnivorous predators !
You can 't even be left alone at home ! "

[Holy Slayer]

Are you here to take me on some wizard quest? greeat I'll get my authentic pointed hat and staff.

[dah fuzzinator of dewm!]

"Whoa."

Awkward silence.

"If you aren't going to get anywhere anytime soon..."

Pulls out bottles of alcohol. "Want to get berserked?"

[Moth Tale]

"Oh hell...they've come for me at last."

[K i m z y]

''What are you doing? I need that wall! Please, no, don't knock it down! This bedroom isn't a cave.''

[The_Armadilla]

Just don't open that drawer to your left. I don't think you're ready for that.

[Dansen Macabre]

You keep telling me to take it slow and now you're all up in my bed? Girl, you cray cray.

[OldBlueGenes]

Shadowy man...in a threnchcoat...in my bedroom....
PERVERT!
*sprays with pepper spray and flees*

[DiscoFantastico]

Be totally confused but ask her where she gets her hair done emotion_kirakira

[Colossal Strawberry]

eek Ok. Hello. Can I braid your hair?

[Tourniquet Redemption]

Are you trying to tempt me..?

[Bleems]

Dude, GTFO. I'm not into supernatural beings except fellow intelligent zombies. emotion_donotwant

[Imperialist American]

Shoot first and ask questions later.