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You walk into the room and catch the AAY masturbating. What do you do??? Mr.NoPost gets to keep his pride cause hes quiet about it.
M-Master?! Im sorry I... Im not doing a good job?! I feel so... Useless... {Crai.}
I don't even know what you are... or what you are doing... but something tells me I disturbed your... concentration...
You know what? I'll just leave you alone, go on, carry on. I'll pretend I didn't see anything.
/turns bright red
I didn't see anything!

*runs out the door*
I apologized. As a token of my apology, I would like to finish your "work" for you.
Wait wait... wait. Just stop right there...
Exactly how does a creature that has no blood circulation get an erection...?
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Woah.... Even the hair down THERE is white!
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You will burn in Hell for doing this in front of me!
~opens Hell Portal, and shoves her through~
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-curls up, shaking in a mixture of terror and embarrassment-

E-....e....e....eh........uhhhhhh.........


-starts sobbing-
Wow... Now, I know why you always have that big grin...
Note to self: Don't sneak into people's house before 5 in the morning...
You sure use some strange toys and company for this. I would offer you assistance but ... ugh... can't stand the dog smell. I'm outta here!!
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Ah, you should perhaps lock the door next time. I will leave you to this thing you are doing.
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NANNNII?!?!?!?!?!

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Hm, I guess even kings need some alone time. I'll be on my way now...

Well..... er- I'm not so sure what to say about this *stares intently*

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