The AAY is being kidnapped! What do you do?

[Payonai]

He'd observe the scuffle carefully, unaware a human kidnapping is occurring

It's strange how violent humans are when they're trying to get each other to go places.. I wonder what that bag over his head is for..?

[LittleSarahKite]

I would call the police, and call for help.

[a little hummingbird]

"Grab the nearest frying pan."

"What? I hear they are great weapons."

"I'LL SAVE YOU, CAKE LADY!"

[Mathew Mii]

I'm-a coming! *jumps on the kidnapper's head*

[User 33512697]

Find some conveniently located mushrooms, pull them from the ground, and throw them at him. They have no effect. Sorry.

[An Invisible Shapeshifter]

"Oh hi there. Have fun~"

[Payonai]

I'd watch in surprise as the woman disappeared, leaving a pile of scurrying mice and confused criminals in her wake.
I guess this is one of those human magic tricks I've heard of..?

[OUAT Gold]

*Walking the dark streets of Gotham at night, he'd hear the scuffle and stop to stare as the men try to abduct the hapless Alien before shouting out "Hey." He'd throw a rock at the thugs and approach them with his cane. Hopefully it'd be enough to spook them, release the alien and drive off.

[Life_Down_The_Drain]

How do you know I'm not part of the kidnapping?
twisted

[theasama]

He was so well armed! How'd they take him down?

I'd look for something to help him, and hope it's not a trap/ploy!

[a little hummingbird]

Why, I toss a giant ball of energy at them, of course. /smirk

[Visual Persona]

The prince pursued the kidnappers at break-neck speed and quickly disposed of them without mercy. He took Ahri in his arms and looked down at the people responsible with contempt.

"You made two mistakes today. One, you stole from the Prince of Thieves and two, you took my girl."

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"I'm not going to bother. Ahri will come to his rescue soon enough."

[Mademoiselle Alvinette]

"Again?? Poor Rhea's just a trouble magnet!" I took aim and shot the kidnappers in the leg before going over to check on Rhea. "You okay, hon'? We've gotta stop meetin' like this!"

[Sodium Laureth Sulfate]

Stevia only had the chance to panic for approximately 15 seconds before the lady basically rescued herself.

Stevia has heard of this before. It's called 'self-defense,' and apparently it's real handy if you are in trouble. She wonders where she could learn to shoot like that lady.