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tHERE'S GLAss iN MY EYESeeSES!!!! AUUUUGHHH!! 0.17066666666667 17.1% [ 64 ]
holy s**t dude! 0.11466666666667 11.5% [ 43 ]
Someone call the popo! 0.072 7.2% [ 27 ]
*crashes through the window* 0.096 9.6% [ 36 ]
This isn't fun! 0.053333333333333 5.3% [ 20 ]
Stop crashing through my window! 0.11733333333333 11.7% [ 44 ]
It's an emergency! 0.016 1.6% [ 6 ]
IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY USE THE MOTHER FRACKING DOOR! 0.2 20.0% [ 75 ]
My leg! 0.10133333333333 10.1% [ 38 ]
THIEF! HELP! THIEF! 0.058666666666667 5.9% [ 22 ]
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^^ "... You have now broken my window... Now it's time for you to pay..." *Grins evily*

^ You're going BACK OUT THE WINDOW FOR SWOOSHING!
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^^^First I'd greet them "Hey Mr. Demon person!" Then I'll offer him a drink "Let's see...I have human blood, animal blood, and human pureed heart." Then we'll start a rock band "Take my heart and I'll take your souull!"

....Wanna play cowboy?
^ ^ "Oh god, it's raining bounty hunters!"

^ "...Shall I call for an ambulance for you, doctor, and your assistant?"
Bullets! In my house!
Please stop shooting!!
And YOU!
*points at you*
YOU sir are going to fix my window and replace the dozen cupcakes that were sitting on my windowsill!
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Want some candy, little girl? There's a lollipop in my front pocket with your name on it~
My my! What are you doing here, little one??? Do you need a sleeping buddy?
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*Looks at other two dead bodies near my window, and starts beating her to death with my DVD player*
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Umm... consume him into the collective?
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.:. ...Did a pile of snow just crash in here?! D:
.:.
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Kill him, I cannot stand another assassin trying to 'dispose' of me.
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o3o *stares*
What are you doing here?
and you're cleaning that up.
Dammit, I'm too old for candy/love bearing fairies to be visiting me!
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"Alright, who summoned the Earth Goddess? And why didn't she just appear in the circle, I don't want to look up the spell for repairing the window."
"Oh, hello, would you care to join me for tea?"
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OHEMGEE It's the rainbow imp of doom and destruction. Do you know a window repair man? :O

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