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tHERE'S GLAss iN MY EYESeeSES!!!! AUUUUGHHH!! 0.16157205240175 16.2% [ 37 ]
holy s**t dude! 0.10917030567686 10.9% [ 25 ]
Someone call the popo! 0.065502183406114 6.6% [ 15 ]
*crashes through the window* 0.096069868995633 9.6% [ 22 ]
This isn't fun! 0.069868995633188 7.0% [ 16 ]
Stop crashing through my window! 0.12227074235808 12.2% [ 28 ]
It's an emergency! 0.021834061135371 2.2% [ 5 ]
IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY USE THE MOTHER FRACKING DOOR! 0.19213973799127 19.2% [ 44 ]
My leg! 0.096069868995633 9.6% [ 22 ]
THIEF! HELP! THIEF! 0.065502183406114 6.6% [ 15 ]
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^^ "... You have now broken my window... Now it's time for you to pay..." *Grins evily*

^ You're going BACK OUT THE WINDOW FOR SWOOSHING!
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^^^First I'd greet them "Hey Mr. Demon person!" Then I'll offer him a drink "Let's see...I have human blood, animal blood, and human pureed heart." Then we'll start a rock band "Take my heart and I'll take your souull!"

....Wanna play cowboy?
^ ^ "Oh god, it's raining bounty hunters!"

^ "...Shall I call for an ambulance for you, doctor, and your assistant?"
Bullets! In my house!
Please stop shooting!!
And YOU!
*points at you*
YOU sir are going to fix my window and replace the dozen cupcakes that were sitting on my windowsill!
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Want some candy, little girl? There's a lollipop in my front pocket with your name on it~
My my! What are you doing here, little one??? Do you need a sleeping buddy?
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*Looks at other two dead bodies near my window, and starts beating her to death with my DVD player*
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Umm... consume him into the collective?
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.:. ...Did a pile of snow just crash in here?! D:
.:.
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Kill him, I cannot stand another assassin trying to 'dispose' of me.
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o3o *stares*
What are you doing here?
and you're cleaning that up.
Dammit, I'm too old for candy/love bearing fairies to be visiting me!
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"Alright, who summoned the Earth Goddess? And why didn't she just appear in the circle, I don't want to look up the spell for repairing the window."
"Oh, hello, would you care to join me for tea?"
OHEMGEE It's the rainbow imp of doom and destruction. Do you know a window repair man? :O

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