The AAY crashes through your window

CRASH!

tHERE'S GLAss iN MY EYESeeSES!!!! AUUUUGHHH!!	17.7%	[ 146 ]
holy s**t dude!	13.2%	[ 109 ]
Someone call the popo!	6.2%	[ 51 ]
*crashes through the window*	10.5%	[ 87 ]
This isn't fun!	4.1%	[ 34 ]
Stop crashing through my window!	10.3%	[ 85 ]
It's an emergency!	2.5%	[ 21 ]
IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY USE THE MOTHER FRACKING DOOR!	17.1%	[ 141 ]
My leg!	10.3%	[ 85 ]
THIEF! HELP! THIEF!	8.1%	[ 67 ]
Total Votes:			[ 826 ]

[Payonai]

"Well- this isn't actually my house... soo"
The delinquent thinks to himself for a moment before coming to an idea.
"Let's just run okay? I don't want to deal with an angry home owner, and you probably don't either. Didja' get cut anywhere?"

[kefkadragon]

Get back to school loiterer!
-tosses him on flying nimbus to his current class-

[Lil Shinku Su]

NO!
You better find another place to fight them bad guys!
I am NOT losing my home to a Turtle Destruction Wave! Dx

[Clockwork Fox]

Listen, I'm going to tell you something. Your technique wasn't the greatest, let me be honest with you. Your victim could easily hear that. Unless that's not what you were going for?

If that was just for fun, then hello! Welcome!

[Beautiful Envy]

*shrugs*

Not my window. Not my problem. If you're looking for the owner of this place, he's down the hall.

[Keiric]

Keiric quickly changes the channel, hiding what he was previously watching.

"What is it?"

[Godot]

Are you the new one?
Honestly, was my visor not strange enough? Why do newer prosecutors feel like they have to up the ante with strange outfits and wacky antics?

[Okami Tenrou]

"All this just because I refuse to walk Therion on a leash? Okay okay, I'll go buy one of those little straps of cloth at the petstore tomorrow!"

[Beautiful Envy]

Oh, so now you're going to rub your magic in my face? Okay. Fine. Whatever.

[Teddy Escher]

Hey, ma'am. I'd never say no to a pretty lady droppin' by, but er...you couldn't have used the door, couldja?

[yxndere]

Haru looks up from the dismembered corpse at her feet. "Kekekeke~ I'll deal with you in a second. Until then, you'll have to wait your turn."

[Dessert Theater]

*runs away from haru*

[Kuro the Rookie Kingpin]

You made a huge mess! Gah! Clean it up before I knock your lights out! >: T

[Jacka-bae]

Anouncer: BEGIN!

Jacka: "I'm sorry-what? Who even sai-"

Kuro: Smashes through his bedroom window with a murderous look while Jacka screams in terror and falls out of his chair.

Anouncer: FIGHT!

Jacka: ((Shrieks of pain and more terror as kuro beats the crap out of him))

[Chris ex Machina]

He starts to get angry, but then gets confused on what exactly just came through the window.