The AAY can't enjoy their doughnut.

But seriously, though, what the hell.

You should sleep more.	24.0%	[ 118 ]
You should sleep less.	5.5%	[ 27 ]
You should stay away from drugs.	13.0%	[ 64 ]
You should stay away from liquor.	5.1%	[ 25 ]
You should stay away from jazz.	10.0%	[ 49 ]
You should stay away from men who play for fun.	7.9%	[ 39 ]
You should consider studying instead of this nonsense.	7.7%	[ 38 ]
You should go fly a kite.	26.7%	[ 131 ]
Total Votes:			[ 491 ]

[Allerlei Regrets]

I was half asleep and thinking about word games and that one word game with regards to doughnuts. Then I realized I couldn't remember one about doughnuts. Frantically, I wracked my brain, because I was CONFIDENT I had posted in a Word Games thread, and that my post had been topically about doughnuts, but the title of the eluded me. I searched back through the log of the forum, as far back as I have been posting, and there was still nothing. None of my posts in my history were ever about doughnuts. I had fabricated the memory, and I still don't know why.


Anyways.
The avatar above you can't enjoy their doughnut.

Why can't they enjoy their doughnut? What's wrong with the doughnut? What's wrong with THEM? Is it even actually THEIR doughnut?
Oooh, what kind of doughnut is that?




Mr. Invisible Man can't enjoy his doughnut because he is too busy being oppressed by racism and is currently hiding away in a basement room, laughing maniacally about all of his strings of light.

[Guns-and-Goats]

Alerleilalujah can't enjoy her doughnut because the bird on her shoulder keep pecking at them and crapping on her shoulder.

[Astern]

being electronic pop star has its downsides.
like not being able to actually eat.

[xxx_Stabarella_xxx]

xxxB u m p xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



Uncensored cannot enjoy her doughnut because she's busy singing, and she needs to keep her mouth unoccupied in order to sing.
Swooshed!

Astern cannot enjoy his doughnut because he really wanted a banana instead.

[Houkito]

Stabarella hates eating her doughnut plain and dry. She likes to have coffee to dip it in. 8C

[Guns-and-Goats]

The powder and glaze always falls onto her clothes and that just irks the hell out of her.

V Oh damn...I like that better than my answer. I feel bad for swooshing you now. XD

[Allerlei Regrets]

Houkito can't enjoy her doughnut because she is suffering an existential crisis.
She looks at the box and she knows in her head that she put a doughnut in it, but it is currently closed and she cannot peer inside to verify.
Without visual confirmation, she is frightened.
She is very worried.
She is terrified of the possibility that she will open the box and there will be no doughnut.

CU can't enjoy that doughnut because she lacks the sensors for and therefore cannot comprehend "flavor."

[sparkly touch]

Alerleilalujah can't enjoy her doughnut because she's too busy posting here to concentrate on eathing the thing.

[xxx_Stabarella_xxx]

xxxB u m p xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



Cream tea cannot enjoy her doughnut because she's got a mouth full of smokes, and these carcinogenic sticks have wreaked havoc upon her taste buds, and she can no longer discern between the flavours of one thing or the next. In essence, she can't taste it to enjoy it, and she can't even put it in her mouth, because that would mean putting down all those cigarettes.

[Allerlei Regrets]

Every time a doughnut gets close enough, her aura causes it to rapidly rot and dissipate into nothingness.
That's what you get for having an evil aura.

[Montemorencye]

I-I-I-can't even-

The bird tried to eat it. There.

[Carnival Kureha]

Montemorencye cant enjoy her doughnut because she has to watch her figure for the big ballet recital. She stares at it longingly. TwT

[Keiric]

It's just too big!

It's tough when food isn't made for Carnival Kureha's size.

[Allerlei Regrets]

Whenever he tries to eat his doughnut, angry bird women swoop down out of nowhere and s**t over everything.
It sort of goes for all other food, too.
Except liver!
Liver for some reason is perfectly okay, so long as it is not in doughnut form.

[Emma of Bainbridge]

Mr. Chirps seems to want to enjoy the doughnut as well.
And Mr. Chirps isn't exactly 'sanitary'.