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| Hooray! I can't wait to explain the rules to him/her *twitch* | |
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| what r u talking about? I already have a roomate, his name is butter. Butter and I r BFF's forever and ever and ever and ever. (...scary) | |
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.......There are deadly ELVES now? What won't kill me anymore? <3
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Well, since we're dating, I'd throw her onto the bed.
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I'd put rohypnol in the spaghetti sauce and then it would be MY turn. <3
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"Ooh! Whatcha writing in your notebook...IS THAT MY NAME?! NOOO." |
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Is that a lantern? Indoors?
No, no I won't ask. Just keep your leaves out of my bedsheets, okay? <3 |
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Stop sandwich posting.
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Cool I get an anthropomorphic fox for a roomate, I hope he's house broken.
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Oh, cool, she likes to play cards. I'm a sucker for Poker.
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*Walks in but quickly walks right back out*
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Oh great. I've got a deathbed rooming with me. Lovely. |
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aww so close to having teacher room with me.... oh welb i still get a cool looking dude as a roommate....
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 Reminder: NEVER trust the guy when asking the time or day. All causes and all effects. No college s**t necessary to acknowledge it. Some call it love and some call it sex. Opposites. Call it what you want, but with one touch and you’re gone, so call in sick. Human politics, from whispered hushes and distant crushes. Mental fits breakin’ pencil tips and inkin’ brushes. Simple rushes. God creates man, and this is the devil’s finishing touches. |
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Don't tell me.
Your wardrobe takes up MY closet too. <3 |
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We're going to be great friends, I can tell >;D |
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Hmm...It could work, I kinda like cats
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