Scenes from a Hat: Forum Edition

What do you like better?

Mock The Week	22.1%	[ 17 ]
Whose Line Is It Anyway?	77.9%	[ 60 ]
Total Votes:			[ 77 ]

[Mr Nutt se]

If you watch Whose Line Is It Anyway? you'd know about Scenes from a Hat (or Scenes We'd Like To See if you watch Mock the Week). If for some reason you haven't seen it here's a compilation.

Well, now that's out of the way, this is how the game will work here.

First Post

Things you'd never hear on a weather report

Then the next person might post.

Second Post

For today's report, look out the damn window!

Commercials That Never Made It To Air

And then the next person has to continue and so on. So the first subject is,
Things you don't want to hear on an elevator.

Edit: I'm changing the title to Scenes from a Hat. Why? Because that is more likely to be recognised than a thing from Mock the Week.

[Lamia en su Cabeza]

1- "If there's a nuclear war, we'll have to preserve the human race"
2- rattling sounds
3- farting

Title(s) that Dr. Suess never published

[Master Orenis]

*takes book off of shelf* Green Eggs and Spam?

Things you can say about a country, but not your girlfriend.

[cucumber moisture cream]

We're planning to sell off the national forrests?

Unlikely lines to hear in a Harry Potter film.

[Master Orenis]

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

Rejected titles for James Cameron's film Avatar.

[No Exceptions]

Dear...Diary, I'm beginning to think. . .


What the Hell are those things, a documentary by James Cameron.

Something you never want to hear from the person who just came out the dentists office, and your next in line.


That somethings.. Wrong with me.

[+Pink Ego Box+]

"Killing natives for their priced land: US policy revisited"

"For a one-armed dentist he aims quite well."

Unlikely lines to hear on Fox.

[Lamia en su Cabeza]

Anything tasteful.

A commandment that Moses left out.

[Master Orenis]

"Thou shalt no whine."

If your favorite anime became real life.

[KingBet]

Real life would seem like an anime

Words that Obama left out in his last speech...

[Kane Obscurum]

"And I know I have failed miserably thus far, but I promise to keep doing what I can"

Removed line from the Matrix Trilogy.

[Beautiful Envy]

The blue pill is a suppository. (Thank you, VG Cats)

Something Kayne West would never say

[Fiendish codex]

"America, I would like to admit that I am, in fact, a gay fish."

Things you'd hate to find inside of a dead shark.

[Kane Obscurum]

My foot..... and my girlfriends head.

Song never finished by Weird Al Yankovic

[its that clock]

The Polkanet is for Corn (Weird Al Polka using only songs from memes).

Things you would never hear in a movie trailer.