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Mock The Week 0.30434782608696 30.4% [ 7 ]
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If anyone has seen Mock the Week you'd know about Scenes We'd Like To See (or Scenes from a Hat if you watch Whose Line Is It Anyway?). If for some reason you haven't seen it here's an example (warning: some of the jokes are a bit rude).
Well now you've seen that now on to the game, this is how the game will work here.
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Things you'd never hear on a weather report


Then the next person might post.

Second Post
For today's report look out the damn window

Commercials That Never Made It To Air


And then the next person has to continue so the first subject is,
Things you don't want to hear on an elevator.
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1- "If there's a nuclear war, we'll have to preserve the human race"
2- rattling sounds
3- farting

Title(s) that Dr. Suess never published
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*takes book off of shelf* Green Eggs and Spam?

Things you can say about a country, but not your girlfriend.
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We're planning to sell off the national forrests?

Unlikely lines to hear in a Harry Potter film.
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"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

Rejected titles for James Cameron's film Avatar.
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Dear...Diary, I'm beginning to think. . .


What the Hell are those things, a documentary by James Cameron.

Something you never want to hear from the person who just came out the dentists office, and your next in line.



That somethings.. Wrong with me.
"Killing natives for their priced land: US policy revisited"

"For a one-armed dentist he aims quite well."

Unlikely lines to hear on Fox.
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Anything tasteful.

A commandment that Moses left out.
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"Thou shalt no whine."

If your favorite anime became real life.
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Real life would seem like an anime

Words that Obama left out in his last speech...
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"And I know I have failed miserably thus far, but I promise to keep doing what I can"

Removed line from the Matrix Trilogy.
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The blue pill is a suppository. (Thank you, VG Cats)

Something Kayne West would never say

"America, I would like to admit that I am, in fact, a gay fish."

Things you'd hate to find inside of a dead shark.
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My foot..... and my girlfriends head.

Song never finished by Weird Al Yankovic
The Polkanet is for Corn (Weird Al Polka using only songs from memes).

Things you would never hear in a movie trailer.

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