If you watch Whose Line Is It Anyway? you'd know about Scenes from a Hat (or Scenes We'd Like To See if you watch Mock the Week). If for some reason you haven't seen it here's
a compilation.
Well, now that's out of the way, this is how the game will work here.
First Post
Things you'd never hear on a weather report
Then the next person might post.
Second Post
For today's report, look out the damn window!
Commercials That Never Made It To Air
And then the next person has to continue and so on. So the first subject is,
Things you don't want to hear on an elevator.
Edit: I'm changing the title to Scenes from a Hat. Why? Because that is more likely to be recognised than a thing from Mock the Week.