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Some evil nobleman in his stereotypical scary, mountaintop mansion plotting to overthrow the monarch and usurp the throne
' GOD IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ME!!^^&^
I wont be touching myself tonight, thats all I know '
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See "Poll whore option."
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God of sh**kicker boots
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NEXT PERSON, PLEASE DO NOT USE MY PITCHFORK FOR A WEAPON!
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You get a dead gardener.

*Inserts foot*
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Give me a baseball player preserved in a diet sprite.
You get a dead penguin from "The March of the Penguins".
"Hmm. A vicious-looking space creature and an Amish girl. That would be interesting, but it's all up to them."
"Jeans are supposed to get holes from the passing of time. Not by being strategically torn by an Abercrombie factory worker. stare " Hehe. 3nodding Right you are, Harry.
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...you taste like expired onions, and he also wants to...
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*Inserts a dead dust bunny*

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