I remember a few of my dreams from last night so here's what they were...
In the first dream I adopted this cute little black puppy that looked kind of like a cocker spaniel. At first it was just a normal-looking puppy, being all adorable and exploring the house, but then I lost track of it and it pooped everywhere. I went looking for the puppy just so I'd know where it was and I found its butt poking out from behind a bed. Then I turned the corner of the bed a little and saw that its head looked like it had three skulls fused together and it had multiple eyes all over. I was like "WHOA! WTF?!" Then that was about it.
In the next dream I had I was with my family watching some kind of sports thing like Blernsball or something. There were regular bleachers on two sides of the field, but for some reason my family chose to sit in these giant hammock things that would swing 360° at 40 mph apparently. Every time the hammock swung upside down we'd cling to it and I would worry about my mom falling off, but she didn't seem to care and was just complaining the whole time about the game we were watching. That was about it for that one.
Finally, the last dream I remember had this demon running around in it. It was a short, red, devil-looking guy going around and possessing people I knew who were hanging out at my house for some reason. Nobody could stop him and he was causing a lot of trouble, making everyone look bad by breaking crap while he was possessing them. Then he hopped out of someone's body and said he was going to come after me next. I ran out the front door to get away from him but he said "you can't hide! I can see through your eyes! I know every step you're taking!" or something along those lines. So anyway, I started to climb onto the roof of my house and I sat down up there, and at this point it was made known that I was Conker the squirrel. While I was sitting up there I came up with a plan to eat some pills that were apparently LSD. I explained to myself that if the demon could see what I see then that means he could get high too, so he would be too confused to know what's going on. So I ate the pill but shortly afterwards the demon appeared on the roof. He laugh maniacally before he jumped into my squirrel body. It was then that the LSD started to take effect and my plan had worked out. The demon started stumbling around in my body and he didn't know what was happening. Then he started talking like a stereotypical hippy, saying stuff like "far out!" and "no way, man!" at the simplest things in nature. We were both going through a trip and started to go on a journey down a dirt road. We quickly became friends during our experience and the demon hopped out of my body, but he was still very out of it. We walked together for some time before we wandered into a gorgeous wooded area and came across a row of tall statues in the shape of wizards. We stopped and stared at this one statue that was apparently one of a woman, but she still had the cliche beard that most wizards seem to have. We started laughing hysterically then we kept going going down the road and
broke out into this musical number. It was the most beautiful story of friendship my brain had ever conjured up.