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Forward 0.052830188679245 5.3% [ 14 ]
Innuendo/round about 0.1622641509434 16.2% [ 43 ]
Full o' cheese 0.13962264150943 14.0% [ 37 ]
Lame. 0.041509433962264 4.2% [ 11 ]
TV inspired 0.033962264150943 3.4% [ 9 ]
Musical/poetic 0.10188679245283 10.2% [ 27 ]
Who needs a pick up line? 0.083018867924528 8.3% [ 22 ]
Strange as hell. 0.12075471698113 12.1% [ 32 ]
I'm the target and they all suck... 0.086792452830189 8.7% [ 23 ]
*PollWhore* 0.17735849056604 17.7% [ 47 ]
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^I can do more exercising with you in my bed.

You look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Profitable Prophet

Crazy, you must be psychic.

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

Familiar Dabbler

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Thanks, but I don't swing that way pal. XD

Could I bother you for a moment? I'm sorry but I couldn't help but notice how your legs went up and made an a** of themselves and figured I had to do the same.
ahaha; yeayea you did. (:

I lost my teddy. would you sleep with me?

Familiar Dabbler

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Anytime. ~_^

*Checks chest*
Sorry, I had to be sure God didn't steal a rib to make you. XD

Handsome Detective

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You sure he didn't steal your heart?

Are you tired, cuz you've been running through my head all day.

Familiar Dabbler

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(No, the distinction of stealing my heart belongs to you. ;D (X3))
Actually I am kinda tired,

It looks as though all this idle chat has taken it's toll on you, how about we go to bed together?
So long as by "together" you mean nothing more than "at the same time". talk2hand

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. :3 heart

Familiar Dabbler

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That's very sweet in a... mildly disgusting way. I like it. XD

*dressed as pinochio*
It's at times like these I'm glad I'm not a real boy. All I have to do is ly back and let you pull my strings.
Oh er...I think I might have snipped a few. <<; Momma always said don't screw run with scissors...

Do you sleep on your stomach?
...No? Then may I? ;3

Familiar Dabbler

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As long as you don't drool. x3

You know, if I had eleven roses and you. There'd be a Dozen in front of me.
Actually, there'd still be eleven because I'm standing behind you...in order to stab you in the back! >8U

My love for you is like diarrhea--I just can't hold it in!!! @O@ heart heart heart
Does the walker choose the path...

^ rofl Oh Primus, that made my day. "Diarrhea,"... rofl

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

...or the path the walker?
No, it's my FLAMETHROWER!

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Dammit, I was aiming to beam up the cow! D<

If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. :3 heart

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