You're the Pickup Artist! 1st post for rules

Favorite Pick up line type

Forward	5.3%	[ 14 ]
Innuendo/round about	16.2%	[ 43 ]
Full o' cheese	14.0%	[ 37 ]
Lame.	4.2%	[ 11 ]
TV inspired	3.4%	[ 9 ]
Musical/poetic	10.2%	[ 27 ]
Who needs a pick up line?	8.3%	[ 22 ]
Strange as hell.	12.1%	[ 32 ]
I'm the target and they all suck...	8.7%	[ 23 ]
*PollWhore*	17.7%	[ 47 ]
Total Votes:			[ 265 ]

[The Incorrigible Thalimon]

Alright my Fellow WGers. It's time for my old/new/most successful game. I know no one likes to read these long winded first posts so I'll try to keep this brief.

All you have to do is use a cheesy pickup line and see if it'd work on the next poster. Something like:

Me

"Hey I heard that heaven lost an angel, and what a coincidence I think I just found it."

Second/so on poster

Get lost creep.

How about we go back to my place, order a pizza and shag?

And So on, so... Enjoy?

If you see the line on a previous page, feel free to use it. Repeat lines are okay.

Right, not running that one any more as I didn't moderate it, but I'll think of some new giveaway sometime. If you have any ideas please PM me, and, if I like it, It shall be used.

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You know I like my women like I like my tea, wet, hot, and with honey. You've already got one so how about we work on the other two?

[IceTigerLily]

^ Sure thing darling!

I'm afraid you may be a bandit because you stole my heart away.

[The Incorrigible Thalimon]

It's all in the tongue, wrists, and hips. ;D

I saw you across the room and at that moment I knew there was a heaven. No one as perfect as you could be anything but an angel.

[dandelion fluff]

you know it bby. redface

DAYUMMMM! can I get fries with that shake [aka your a**; lol]?

[Nonamori]

Aren't you on a diet? (all in good fun, you aren't fat)

Hey, I seem to have lost my heart and after months of searching, I found you have it.

[The Incorrigible Thalimon]

All you want. wink

Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can sure see myself in your pants. x3

[IceTigerLily]

Well aren't you observant?

You have nice big lips, how would you like them on my nice big...?
(Someone actually used that on me... D: )

[dandelion fluff]

tits. lol.

those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

[The Incorrigible Thalimon]

Sure can. All you need is the magic word. XD

*Smashes an ice cube*
Now that I've broken the ice, How bout I buy you a drink?

[Nonamori]

Sure, it's not liek you're going to drug it and rape me. biggrin

You know, you're so beautiful I could barf wink

[Moosetachio]

DORKz SAYS:




Thanks, Erm, I'll take that as a Compliment : D!
Are you from heaven? Because you look like an Angel.






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[IceTigerLily]

Why does everyone keep saying that?

Nice clothes, but I think they'd look better on my bedroom floor.

[The Incorrigible Thalimon]

This may be the game of mine that sticks. XD
^^ No, I'm from quite the opposite end of the spectrum. >D

^ I'm sure they would. But there's only one way to be certain. ;D

Please forgive me I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

[Moosetachio]

DORKz SAYS:




Sure! <3

Can I have your Picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? : D?





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[The Incorrigible Thalimon]

Why wait til christmas when you can have me now?

You must be one of the most fit people in the world, all that running through my mind and not a bead of sweat.