Last thing you touched with your left hand -VS- AAY's thing

Who has the advantage?

Myself!	25.1%	[ 117 ]
My Opponent...	10.5%	[ 49 ]
It's a draw?	24.9%	[ 116 ]
GOLD *_*	39.5%	[ 184 ]
Total Votes:			[ 466 ]

[Cairo Luz]

A copy of "To Kill A Mockingbird" that I have to read for school. It might be valuable in a fight... if it weren't a paperback. Visher, you win.

[Sayonara to Gravity]

A paperback book versus glasses? What kind of fight is this?

[Johannes Cabal]

My Aperture Science coffee mug.

Because before you think with portals and victory, you must first think with caffeine.

[Saint Beastly]

Respectable as that is... I just finished unloading my weapons chest in my new room. Airsoft revolver beats health potion. I mean coffee.

[Still Snoozing]

Somehow clear right.... I mean.... a revolver....

I mean, I could stuff the Q-Tip I held to remove my make up into that gun, maybe it doesn't work that way sweatdrop

[Flawlessly Broken]

It would be a draw, what could I do with my water bottle?
Hit you with it, or pour the water on you. Nothing that would be a death match.

[RuneHartz]

My tablet pen, I could stab you with it but you could easily pour water on it and break it. Well nevermind I could still stab you with it.

[Eunica Chambers]

My belt. +15 to disarm and target is knocked prone, when I crit. /nerd

[The Old Exorcist]

My bicycle. +10 to escape (-5 for flat tire)

CURSES, I could not escape in time! I have been disarmed of my bicycle!

[Beautiful Envy]

My empty carton of microwavable mac and cheese (+12 DELICIOUS) vs your bicycle...
I think you win.

[II River Song II]

I have string cheese. I think it's a tie!

[kefkadragon]

my laptop (+100 internet, -1 battery)
I win

[Eunica Chambers]

My matress. 50% chance to induce sleep status. 4 D12 Blunt/Crushing damage.

Depends on how much DPS your laptop has, but I think if I put you to sleep, I win. xD

v Obviously you never had a dog ruin a matress, have you? XD

[YingYang120]

My dog (ironic huh?)

Yes, the last thing I touched with my left (and right!) hand was my small, mixed breed dog that lives with me in real life. A mattress is a worthy opponent, for it can crush both me and my pet and/or we can both choke under its pressuring weight.

In my "weapon's" defense however, he can scare you by barking very loudly and if you get near him or me, I have a feeling he'd uses his sharp teeth to tear you apart! That last part might be exaggerated...but he bites and holds on tight, and from experience, it hurts like hell!

[`Becca`]

A fork.

I'm going to say your dog has the advantage because I would never stab a small dog with a fork even if it was attacking me.