Last thing you touched with your left hand -VS- AAY's thing

Who has the advantage?

Myself!	25.1%	[ 117 ]
My Opponent...	10.5%	[ 49 ]
It's a draw?	24.9%	[ 116 ]
GOLD *_*	39.5%	[ 184 ]
Total Votes:			[ 466 ]

[Encarton]

The last thing you touched with your left hand (before your keyboard or computer) is now your weapon in a fight to the death with the AAY.

What is it, and who has the advantage?

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Well, considering I knew the question before hand, I unfortunately have an advantage.

The last thing I touched was my sturdy wooden walking stick/cane with a solid metal knob on the top and metal bit at the bottom for traction.

I think I easily have the advantage over the non-existent person above me.

[Johannes Cabal]

My left foot.

Methinks we're about to have a Misery moment here, so I'd say Encarton won.

[Ms Daffodil]

Ah, well, I have Button, my cat. She wanted to be petted, but as this is a fight to the death, I'm chucking her your way. mad Enjoy the scratches. I hope they get infected.

[Resone]

... my face? ...

but... but.. but I don't want to fight a cat with my face!? gonk

[Sayonara to Gravity]

My head. My head contains my mouth. I chomp using my mouth. I chomp your face. I WIN. twisted

[Emergency Candle]

My small dog. She has teeth as well.. sharp ones. I'd say its a draw neutral

[Kismette]

A cheeto ;o; I could throw it and hope that the dog would chase after it.

[iRicochet]

Well, the comforter on my bed that I sometimes use as a blankie! I smother thee! cat_twisted

[Lieutenant Commander Data]

I can hit you with my phone through the blanket. I can also play metal really loudly, surprising you and giving me a little time to act.

[Skeet Draconis]

All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others...

I see your phone and smash it with my computer chair.

...of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

[turtleni]

I kick him using my leg and he hits me over the head with his chair. I lost...

[Ms Daffodil]

My nose.... emotion_0A0

I forfeit! Please don't kick me in the face. gonk

v. Oh...oh.. oh god.... why??? gonk crying emotion_0A0

[Eunica Chambers]

((Lawnmower. I guess this has turned into Dead Alive.))

[Irish Chai]

^^I use my Acme "Sizzlin Summer Giveaway" game ticket to give you a paper cut on the nose. emotion_donotwant

^ .... cat_gonk Why did i have to pick a thick piece of paper!
Everyone knows scissors beats paper ;~;

[kefkadragon]

I'll beat you to death with an ottoman! Victory over paper!