How does the AAY get past a guard?

[Buttlovski]

She scares them straight ot death

[Tyrone Roderick]

"Hurls the poor guy over a fence with those damn hands of theirs."

[Umpenscrump]

He forces his squiggle to increase in size until the guards are clouded by the sheer volume of his cartoony representation of disapproval.

[Guns-and-Goats]

^^ "A quick blow to neck that puts the goon to sleep. Before the guy has even hit the ground, he's got his access card and walking through the gate."

^ "Chokes the mook out...with his own guts."

[pitbully01]

With a quick flash of an ID, while his boots thump, his minigun's belt clinks, and the pressure in his suit shifts audibly.

(the guards know him and are merely cordoning off the area he's been charged with clearing)

[antique sea smoke]

yosagi yojimbo style.

[Der Uhrwerkdoktor]

With heavy ordnance.

[Angel-Kami-Sama]

Scaring the soul out of the man at the fact a floating talking cat wants to get past him.

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"One clean shot between the eyes for each of them. He doesn't have any time to let them live."

[Winters Gate]

Throws her cat Razors at them. He makes very short work of them.

[The Novella]

By creating an optical illusion with her looks that leaves the guard disoriented.

[Saudrie]

By drugging their tea of course. It'd be easy, as she's the one who prepares it. No fuss, no muss. They're sleeping like babes and she's in and out with no one the wiser.

V: Very true... and quite handy.

[Visher Leonidas Wulfgar]

"An at will Army gets you just about anywhere."

[AgentNeeb]

The easiest way is obviously just to walk right past them, since they will all be shocked and awed by his mere presence and giddy that he even wants to be where they're guarding. Duh.

And if that fails, well, I'm pretty sure if he's feeling merciful he can just slaughter them.