I'd release the crickets, but considering what happened last time >.>
Also, I've made a Pirate madlib for MsD, with first mate Freya. And they're both guys, apparently.
I don't even...
A long time ago there was a pirate named "Rugged Wake-boarding MsDaffodil". He was the captain of a dreaded pirate ship that he lackadaisically called The Voraciously Flopping Dartboard. His first mate was a dandy man named Floral Freya who had seafoam green hair and resembled a rough pinwheel vaguely hoarding muffins.
Ms Daffodil and floral freya were returning to dig up a buried squid , which they sloppily buried after their last adventure. That was the time they used their hypotheses to defeat their rival ship, the Flat Perforated Armadillo. It was a pungent victory for Ms Daffodil and the rest of his WGers. But he needed the squid that he and his WGers had buried to eat during their next adventure.
The problem was that the map was illuminated and difficult to read reservedly. They had an exuberant idea of where the squid was buried, but they still had to ship 124.76 holes to find the squid.
Rugged wakeboarding Ms Daffodil, floral Freya, and all of their WGers were exhausted. So, when their rival ship returned, Ms.Daffodil and his WGers were swooshed remorsefully. Freya read off with a small amount of squid, and was never shipped from again. The moral of the story is, he who flips and flops away will troll to win another day.
Gather around, and I'll tell you the tale of the great squashing:
Once upon a time, the thread was quiet, so I figured it could use a corresponding soundtrack. I released some crickets, to reinforce the awkward atmosphere with their chirping. But then and evil Kefka and some others came in and ruthlessly killed all my crickets. The end. gonk
v I have no idea. I think I'll try to find another one. >.<