Corrupt a wish

[Onimoru]

Granted, but you get a zombie cat that wants to eat your brain
I wish for a lapse in causality!

[silvertigrstripes]

Granted, but then it never restarts.

I wish I were more outspoken.

[Onimoru]

Granted, but the Genie who granted you the wish kicks you in the shin...really hard
I wish for a pointy stick

[silvertigrstripes]

Granted, but the stick has a mind of its own and won't stop poking you.

I wish I were a ninja ninja

[Spifficated]

Granted, but when being a ninja you will be ate alive by human sized spiders. o.O.

I wish I could kill the easter bunny.

[Notebook]

Celessia

Granted, but when being a ninja you will be ate alive by human sized spiders. o.O.

I wish I could kill the easter bunny.

Wish granted, but the world will never have choclate again and everyone hates you for it. blaugh

I wish Santa were real lol .

[Invi Star Child]

granted but he turns out to be homicidal and kill all the kids under 12
i wish for my hair

[Notebook]

Granted, but it's on fire. (I'm not under 12 xd )

I wish I was richer than Bill Gates.

[Invi Star Child]

granted but then you lose it all divorce case with your ex wife, who happens to be doing your best friend
i wish for ultimate power

[Notebook]

Wish granted, but you become so powerful you explode(best thing I could think of stare )

I wish I had a Llama that didn't spit.

[Aqua Bear]

Granted, but now the all the Llama can do is poop.

I wish I had a makeover.

[Invi Star Child]

granted, but you plastic surgery goes completely wrong and you face starts falling off
i wish i had an older brother

[killermouse]

granted but your Llama sneezes a lot


I wish I had an Audi(Really expensive brand of car) that works perfectly.

[Aqua Bear]

Granted, but you drive it off a cliff and explode.

I wish I had some candy.

[Onimoru]

Granted, but you get cavities and your teeth fall out
I wish pigs could fly