Corrupt a wish

[Haibane13]

Granted, but it's "peace" under an oppressive regime.

I wish for cheese.

[A c i d i c Sugar]

Granted, sadly I am led to believe that having a close friend of yours grab your face, force it down into close proximity with their posterior, and proceeding to...--'cut the cheese' I believe is how the phrase goes?--wasn't what you had in mind with your wish. Better luck next time, stranger.

I desire a grand feast, with beautiful dancers.

[KarmaD]

Granted. The feasting never stops and the dancing never ends. Life is pretty fantastic.
But you gain so much weight from all of the feasting that you're now wedged into your chair and one of the dancers has to give you a sponge bath to keep you clean. Your butt is sore from being in a chair all the time, and your leg muscles are deteriorating sad

I wish I was really good at decorating cakes.

[PQer]

not granted

I wish I had granted his wish for he made my birthday cake and it sucked sad

[KarmaD]

Granted, but I make you a super realistic d**k cake because you didn't grant my wish earlier and now you have to suffer. You are extremely embarrassed by this anatomically correct cake.

I wish that decorations for holidays weren't so annoying.

[Dizziesed]

KarmaD

I wish that decorations for holidays weren't so annoying.

Granted. All holidays are cancelled.

I wish for a mud-coated stick.

[sestina]

Sure.
It brought its kids, and there are mud-coated stick insects all over your living space. They track little footprints where you can't reach and die in your corner cupboards.

I wish this room was less drafty.

[V_Kamihara]

Granted, you have no air in the room and die of suffocation

I wish I could be famous for my singing

[Dreadwing]

granted but you got kill by tripping on a flower petal on stage....

wish i could still watch tv in my room...

[Lamia en su Cabeza]

Granted, but there's still nothing on!

I wish I had enough for the mystic mender!

[sestina]

Granted. But in your rush to purchase the outfit, you get swindled by someone with a cheap knockoff! The wig is all frazzled and the heel on one of the boots breaks the first time you wear it.

I wish I had an espresso machine in my kitchen.

[Omnom Kitty]

Some of these are really funny!

Granted, but it explodes, sending hot coffee, coffee grounds, and shards of metal and plastic everywhere.

I wish I wasn't itchy.

[Haibane13]

Granted, your skin no longer has any nerves in it. No longer will you feel your iching, but you'll neither know or feel when you get sores or rashes, or even what your allergic to. On top of that, your skin starts to decay from lack of systemic response. gonk

I wish that I could pause time to take a nap when I needed it.

[windlessfire]

Haibane13

Granted, your skin now longer has any nerves in it. No longer will you feel your iching, but you'll neither know or feel when you get sores or rashes, or even what your allergic to. On top of that, your skin starts to decay from lack of systemic response. gonk

I wish that I could pause time to take a nap when I needed it.

Granted but once you pause time you pause everything forever.

I wish for 5 inches of snow in dallas.

[Haibane13]

Granted, but you get 50 more feet of snow as well... Have fun!

I wish for more Dr. Pepper.