Corrupt a wish

[Ban_Meru]

Granted. They upgrade to full fledged lawn darts.
Ho.
Granted. Weekends are 5 days long. Unfortunately, there is an official government shift to have work occur on the weekends. 'Thank god it's Monday' becomes the new thing.

I wish my mom would buy me the top hat I want.

[Phoenixfeather107]

Granted, but she uses your birthday money.

I wish that there were no longer stupid people on Gaia.

[Ban_Meru]

((I wish I got enough birthday money to get my top hat. Your corruption failed))

Granted: The site changes its name to "Tellus" (Roman for Gaia)

I wish stupidity could be cheaply cured.

[Dark Megaera]

Granted! But that cure is death itself! There goes most of Earth's population. 0_0

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Ban_Meru]

((Death is an acceptable cure XD))

Granted. You can now make yourself 1 inch shorter. But you can't go back.

I wish eternal youth was granted to me.

[Curious Courtesan]

granted but you revert to your five year old self permanently
i wish i had new headphones

[Binding Collar]

Granted but the new ones control your mind.
I wish I had more friends.

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, they're jerks..

I wish some people are interested in my story/comics.

[Mikhail Archangel]

Alas! You get your wish! Too bad it's because you were forced to make gore porn comics and the only fans you have are the creepy ones while everyone out outcasts you for being a freak. All in the while you hate gore porn.

I wish I had a pet rock.

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, now everyone thinks you're crazy since you treat a rock like a pet.

I wish I had a magic carpet ^ -^

[Keito-hime]

^ Granted. You got a magic carpet...that don't even do anything at all.

v I wish I was a Pokemon trainer.

[X_icewhip_X]

granted, but the first one you catch thinks you're a turkey leg and eats you!

I wish I could visit my boyfriend!

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, for a very short period of time.

I wish there was a TV in my bathroom, so that whenever I had to go to the bathroom, I'll never miss the shows!

[sammy1241]

Granted but when you were taking a bath the tv fell into the water and shocked you and you died... haha our generation is so lazy

I wish I could walk on water

[battle scene]

Wish granted.......
you tried to walk the ocean and you got really far but at some point you woke up and realized it was all a dream.

i wish i had wings so i can fly.