Corrupt a wish

[Madame Celestial Fae]

Granted. But they are tragically killed in a freak poodle grooming accident! (very tragic..very messy)

I wish I could travel to Ireland!

[NiccaWoodStar]

Granted, but you are suddenly accused of trespassing and sent to stay in jail for twenty-five years - at least you're still in Ireland.

I wish my mom would stop dancing Nobody.

[SorceressJ]

Granted, But now she dances the chicken dance when she has to pee

I wish I had a robot to clean & do s**t for me
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[-Four-string-warrior-]

Granted. But the robot malfunctions and goes batshit crazy and starts blasting everything with it's laser cannon, and when you consult the owners manual all it says in the 'troubleshooting section is don't shoot back.

I wish for pocky.

[wildrobotsofafrica]

Granted. It's stale.

I wish my headache would go away.

[-Four-string-warrior-]

Granted, but now you have Gonorrhea.

I wish for a larger tool.

[Mike Oda]

Granted, an oversized wrench lands on you *clunk!*

I wish I had a pet duck

[Anti_Kdash]

Granted, but it gets cooked for Christmas.

I wish I can cook.

[AnimeMadchen110101100]

Granted. You never specified you wanted to cook well.

I wish I could get an extra hour of sleep tonight.

[KZN02]

Granted, plus an extra hour of being awake

I wish for a plot

[Mike Oda]

Granted, a plot to visit Barney and Friends.

I wish I had a Playstation 3

[This Devil Wears Converse]

§ Into the sun, the South, the North, at last the birds have flown.
The shackles of commitment fell, in pieces on the ground......................................................................................................................................................†

Granted, but while you're out buying it somebody breaks and and steals all of your televisions.

Sucks to your a**-mar. xD

I wish we still had vikings. The old type, what with the ships and ridiculous beards and stuff.

Wandering and wanderings, what place to rest the search.
The mighty arms of Atlas hold the heavens from the earth §

[AnimeMadchen110101100]

Granted. They chose your house to pillage. Bye bye valuables!

I wish I could see my family more often.

[Lady FOS]

Wish granted, now they ALL live with you and refuse to leave by your side.

I wish I had a bigger bust.

[AnimeMadchen110101100]

Granted. You are now constantly harassed by guys and have back pain due to the size of your bust.

I wish I knew what to buy people for Christmas.